Wait… “my shower”?  I just caught that and am putting two and two together now (it’s been a long, busy day here).  Did we just get a glimpse into the CumberFlat? 
I love a man with good hardwood. 
(… … … …floors, people.  I’m talking about floors.)


hes such a dork

i wanna sit on his dick

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the affects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

What if I was to shoot you now? Right now?